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357 · 10-14-2010, 10:55 AM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?

10-14-2010, 10:55 AM	#13
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain