Forum: Jokes
11-22-2011, 04:20 PM
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Replies: 6
Views: 3,186
A Minister, Rabbi and a Priest
Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having beer and watching the brothel
across the street.
They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said,
"Aye, 'tis a shame to see a...
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Forum: Jokes
11-22-2011, 04:15 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 2,351
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Forum: Entertainment
11-21-2011, 09:04 AM
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Replies: 7,042
Views: 946,013
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Forum: Entertainment
11-17-2011, 11:59 AM
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Replies: 641
Views: 1,515,235
Re: What is the last concert you've seen?
I caught the Stone Temple Pilots on 11-5 at the Concho Casino, El Reno, Ok.
They started 2 hours late with no warm up band. But put on a good show.
The Concho Casino is the worst place I've...
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Forum: All Cigar Discussion
11-14-2011, 12:32 PM
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Replies: 73
Views: 19,195
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Forum: Jokes
11-10-2011, 08:04 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 2,887
The Birthday Gift
A wife took her husband to a strip club for his b'day...
At the club
Doorman: Hey Jim! How r u?
Wife: How does he know u?
Jim: We play Golf!
Barman: The usual Jim?
Jim to his wife:...
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Forum: Jokes
11-08-2011, 03:07 PM
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Replies: 9
Views: 3,555
I'll Drink to that.
A cowboy who just moved to Wyoming from Texas walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes...
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Forum: Jokes
11-08-2011, 02:58 PM
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Replies: 7
Views: 3,075
Time for a Haircut.
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked,
'How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours. '
The guy left
A few...
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Forum: Jokes
11-07-2011, 02:16 PM
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Replies: 14
Views: 4,122
One question.
Have you ever wondered if one of the dollar bills in your
wallet or purse was ever in a strippers G-string or butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now. Right??
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Forum: Jokes
11-05-2011, 02:29 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 2,746
New Car Shopping
A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, then
spots the perfect car - a BMW M3 and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart ...
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Forum: Jokes
11-05-2011, 02:22 PM
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Replies: 5
Views: 2,598
Help for a couple.
Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community.
After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and...
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Forum: Jokes
11-05-2011, 02:19 PM
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Replies: 5
Views: 2,395
New Store
Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their “soon-to-be” new store.
As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, “I bet any...
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Forum: Entertainment
10-28-2011, 11:57 AM
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Replies: 360
Views: 112,998
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Forum: Jokes
10-17-2011, 04:49 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 2,421
Out of the mouths of babe's
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a large dil*do flies out and hits the windshield.
To hide her embarrassment the mother turns and says to her young kids, "My what a big insect!"
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Forum: Jokes
10-10-2011, 12:38 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 2,373
New Doc
I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out that my new doctor is a young female and drop-dead gorgeous!
I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've...
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Forum: Jokes
09-16-2011, 02:32 PM
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Replies: 6
Views: 2,977
Something I found, made me smile
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually....
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Forum: Jokes
09-15-2011, 03:54 PM
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Replies: 12
Views: 4,268
a quick joke
A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and
notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full
bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting...
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Forum: Jokes
07-29-2011, 12:41 PM
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Replies: 6
Views: 2,403
Hard times are here
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'd become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell...
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Forum: Jokes
07-26-2011, 09:56 PM
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Replies: 7
Views: 2,455
Re: Car wreck
Ever read Jokester by Isaac Asimov??? It's in my mind every time I find a new joke.
(short story in Robot Dreams)
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Forum: Jokes
07-25-2011, 09:04 PM
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Replies: 7
Views: 2,455
Car wreck
I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside
the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car... and
you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to
get funny? Well, I...
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Forum: Jokes
07-25-2011, 11:01 AM
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Replies: 4
Views: 2,309
for the golfers
A Golfer had been slicing off the tee on every hole.
He asks his Irish caddy if he has noticed any obvious reasons for his poor
tee shots, to which the caddy replies:
"Aye, there's a piece of...
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Forum: Jokes
07-25-2011, 10:52 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 2,276
trip to europe
A young woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome...
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Forum: Jokes
07-14-2011, 12:55 PM
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Replies: 34
Views: 15,199
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Forum: Jokes
07-09-2011, 11:55 PM
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Replies: 6
Views: 3,005
Fishing in the flower bed.
A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of lilies.
"Tch Tch!" said the passer-by...
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Forum: Jokes
07-09-2011, 11:17 PM
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Replies: 13
Views: 3,231
A roll of the Dice
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope...
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