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Forum: Entertainment 12-20-2012, 04:50 PM
Replies: 3,604
Views: 2,082,178
Posted By Bluetick
Re: What's the last movie you watched II?

The Next Three Days.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1458175/

A very good movie.
Forum: Entertainment 12-20-2012, 04:45 PM
Replies: 3,604
Views: 2,082,178
Posted By Bluetick
Re: What's the last movie you watched II?

Jack Black nailed his part. He should get an Oscar nod for this part.
Matthews mother is a hot pistol, she made me laugh. I'd bet she was a rounder in her day.
Forum: Jokes 12-19-2012, 09:15 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,354
Posted By Bluetick
Too many kids

Airplane joke for my friends who work at an airline.......

A man boarded a plane with six kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned Over to...
Forum: Jokes 12-18-2012, 01:21 PM
Replies: 6,033
Views: 2,865,984
Posted By Bluetick
Re: Funny Pics II

Redneck, been there done that.

2 years ago we had an ice storm, power was off for 8 days and nights.

I had an APC UPS that was a 12 volt system. I took the small battery out and made jumpers...
Forum: Entertainment 12-12-2012, 12:06 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 28,124
Posted By Bluetick
Re: Storage Wars Lawsuit: Dave Hester Says It's Fake

You don't think they would try this with the evening news???

Say it ain't sooooo!!!

ABC Anything But Christian
NBC Nothing But Crap
CBS Can't Believe Shi*
FOX Feed Our Xenophobia
Forum: General Discussion 11-20-2012, 11:23 AM
Replies: 3,166
Views: 1,018,856
Posted By Bluetick
Re: What are you reading?

I need to start my re-read for the new release.

Did you see Sanderson's statement on the book release and signing in Utah?

http://www.brandonsanderson.com/book/A-Memory-of-Light/page/68/#item3
Forum: Jokes 11-07-2012, 11:24 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 4,385
Posted By Bluetick
Re: Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...

I was waiting for the voice to say.

Hey buddy! this is a sewer lagoon!!
Forum: Jokes 10-26-2012, 11:38 AM
Replies: 6,033
Views: 2,865,984
Posted By Bluetick
Re: Funny Pics II

For the man with too much money.

http://www.jetlev-flyer.com/
Forum: General Discussion 10-25-2012, 01:31 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 5,910
Posted By Bluetick
Re: Day 5 of quitting cigarettes

I had my first cigar last night after a 4 month layoff due to Pertussis and cursed myself after I finished the cigar.
Forum: Jokes 08-13-2012, 07:13 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 7,763
Posted By Bluetick
Re: Caption This Photo

Hang on! it's a wild ride down this dark road!
Forum: Jokes 07-20-2012, 09:13 AM
Replies: 542
Views: 169,564
Posted By Bluetick
Re: How Old Are You?

In my first grade class, we had to stand and give our phone number. At the time mine was HU2-0377 or you could say it as Hudson2-0377.
Forum: Jokes 07-18-2012, 09:55 AM
Replies: 542
Views: 169,564
Posted By Bluetick
Re: How Old Are You?

The wife and I were driving down the rode talking about buying a new turn table, my daughter who was 5 at the time said I could use her Fisher Price turn table, we smiled at each other and said thank...
Forum: Jokes 05-16-2012, 11:21 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,960
Posted By Bluetick
Who to marry?

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates.. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to
see what they do with the money.

The first does...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 05-02-2012, 10:15 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 18,633
Posted By Bluetick
Re: It's times like this I am glad I have a lock on my cabinet

I walked into the living room one day and saw my 4 year old sitting on the couch. She had her legs out straight and crossed at the ankles, crayon in her fingers holding it to her lips. I asked "What...
Forum: Jokes 04-24-2012, 09:37 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,601
Posted By Bluetick
The preacher and the cajun

A Preacher was seated next to a Good Ole Cajun Boy on a flight to Baton Rouge. After the plane took off, the Cajun asked for a whiskey and ice, which was brought and placed before him. The flight...
Forum: Jokes 02-29-2012, 03:50 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 3,659
Posted By Bluetick
2 old Italians in conversation

A bus stops and 2 old Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one...
Forum: Jokes 01-18-2012, 10:14 AM
Replies: 162
Views: 70,189
Posted By Bluetick
Re: funny youtube videos

An evil crow in action.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhqEeLESUU4
Forum: Jokes 12-20-2011, 03:31 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,345
Posted By Bluetick
Help for the marriage

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the...
Forum: Entertainment 12-20-2011, 02:38 PM
Replies: 7,042
Views: 945,961
Posted By Bluetick
Forum: Jokes 12-13-2011, 11:57 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,280
Posted By Bluetick
Remember When

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I...
Forum: Jokes 12-13-2011, 11:52 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,677
Posted By Bluetick
Involuntary Muscle Control

A professor at Memorial University of Newfoundland was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject,...
Forum: Jokes 12-07-2011, 03:52 PM
Replies: 7,006
Views: 1,612,283
Posted By Bluetick
Re: Funny Pics thread

Proof that Burt Reynolds had a "wild" night of passion in Australia?
Forum: Recipes 12-02-2011, 04:48 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 8,634
Posted By Bluetick
Spicy Southwest Chicken

It's fast, easy and low on points when your watching the scales.

1 each red, yellow and green bell pepper, chopped
½ of a medium sweet onion, chopped
3 tbsp olive oil
3 boneless chicken...
Forum: Entertainment 11-23-2011, 09:15 AM
Replies: 7,042
Views: 945,961
Posted By Bluetick
Re: What's the last movie you watched?

It is funny, it's one of those you can catch something new each time you watch it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097731
Forum: Jokes 11-22-2011, 04:42 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,457
Posted By Bluetick
What to do?

One day a mother was cleaning her son's room, and in the closet she
found a S & M magazine. Unsure of how to confront her
son, she hid the magazine until his father got home. She showed her
...
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