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Forum: Accessory Discussion / Reviews 10-26-2021, 03:20 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 94,432
Posted By cmitch
Re: Humidor selection

I have two Belmont 600's like this:
https://www.amazon.com/Prestige-Group-Belmont-Humidor-Mahogany/dp/B003V0PZS8
They do not seal tight at all but I have had zero issues with either one. Have...
Forum: Jokes 09-14-2021, 08:28 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 6,493
Posted By cmitch
The rabbit and the bear

Once there was a happy go lucky friendly rabbit that would go through the woods looking for friends. One day, he seen a huge brown bear squatting in the woods.
“How’s it going Mr. Bear?...
Forum: General Discussion 09-13-2021, 01:30 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 20,210
Posted By cmitch
Re: R.I.P. Ogre

Like Don, I too was astounded he unfriended me on FB about 2 years ago. Don't really know why. Maybe he got tired of my tags.

I contacted Leigh via FB messenger letting her know how sorry we were...
Forum: General Discussion 09-13-2021, 11:25 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 20,210
Posted By cmitch
Re: R.I.P. Ogre

I seen this title thinking no no no. Not Larry. Larry was my personal punching bag so to speak. It was fun prodding him in the bombing section and hitting him a time or two. I was looking forward to...
Forum: Jokes 08-04-2021, 10:20 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 6,182
Posted By cmitch
Prostitute for 20 bucks

A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the hell.

They are going at it for a...
Forum: Jokes 07-29-2021, 09:42 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 5,972
Posted By cmitch
A retired Marine Colonel told me this one tonite

A Navy fighter pilot had an emergency and had to eject from an A4. When he was retrieved, the medical staff was top notch in addressing all his injuries save for him missing his right ear.
Seeing...
Forum: Jokes 07-29-2021, 09:23 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 5,602
Posted By cmitch
Re: Interns...

Probably quicker than trying to find the copy paper
Forum: General Discussion 07-29-2021, 09:47 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 23,495
Posted By cmitch
Re: Kitchen Remodel

Your kitchen looks amazing.

I used to make cabinets. I made my own for last 2 houses. I have a couple of beggars who want some made but I'd rather not. I'm done.

My neighbor is replacing his...
Forum: General Discussion 07-29-2021, 09:31 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 23,495
Posted By cmitch
Re: Kitchen Remodel

I have never had ANY luck with GE appliances. Bought a GE freezer first. It failed in less than 2 weeks. Lost everything in it. Tried a GE above stove microwave that was on sale. It wasn't even a...
Forum: Jokes 07-06-2021, 08:49 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 5,525
Posted By cmitch
Re: A parrot for grandma

I love parrot jokes since I have an African Grey that never fails to amuse us.

A man had one and was rather attached to it. But it would just say things that were relevant to the situation, which...
Forum: Island (The other ones) Reviews 06-14-2021, 06:45 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 10,484
Posted By cmitch
Re: CAO Spark Plug

Yes. A few good ones. A few not so great. Really hit or miss unless you just let them sit awhile.
Forum: Jokes 04-27-2021, 11:05 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 5,009
Posted By cmitch
Bear hunting

A hunter decides to go bear hunting. He has a 30-30 that is sure to do the job. He waits by a stream and sees this HUGE grizzley amble up to get a drink of water. He aims carefully and FIRES. When he...
Forum: Island (The other ones) Reviews 04-25-2021, 10:26 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 6,570
Posted By cmitch
Liga Privada H99

Where do I start. I know where to end.

I’ve enjoyed Ligas for years but I have noticed a definitive decline in quality and flavor over the last several years. The cigar taking the biggest hit IMHO...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-20-2021, 11:20 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 17,599
Posted By cmitch
Re: Type 2 Diabetes and Cigars

My 15 yo daughter is a hybrid diabetic. That means she has insulin dependence of type 1 with insulin resistance of type 2. We treat the type 2 side with metformin which she said has noticeably...
Forum: Jokes 03-31-2021, 08:02 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,557
Posted By cmitch
For the Rev

A minister announced that he would be preparing a sermon on lying the following week and asked the congregation, "I would like you all to read the entire chapter of Mark 17 in preparation for next...
Forum: General Discussion 03-26-2021, 02:27 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 16,346
Posted By cmitch
Re: Finance - Which to pay first?

I just seen the thread so I am not able to give retroactive advice. However, paying principal only payments on a longer term loan will benefit you way more. You are smart to add extra payments to...
Forum: General Discussion 03-16-2021, 08:45 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,815
Posted By cmitch
Re: Yo Vin!

Wait til she gets a hold of one of them Africanized colonies. She'll wish she had a bee suit. Those barstards don't play!
Forum: Jokes 03-14-2021, 04:52 PM
Replies: 6,033
Views: 2,960,617
Posted By cmitch
Forum: Jokes 03-10-2021, 08:42 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,344
Posted By cmitch
Another joke for Steve

I’ve been reading about the Greek philosopher Mediocrites. You know, he was the one that always said, “Not perfect but good enuff.” He was killed in the middle of the road.
Forum: General Discussion 03-08-2021, 07:26 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,604
Posted By cmitch
Re: stupid advertising

The masses: "You have a filthy mind!"
jonnumberone: "But you're the ones showing me the dirty picture!"
Forum: Jokes 02-10-2021, 10:41 AM
Replies: 6,033
Views: 2,960,617
Posted By cmitch
Re: Funny Pics II

Should it have not said 50+ times??
Forum: General Discussion 02-07-2021, 10:04 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,939
Posted By cmitch
Re: This could have been bad...

Possibly texting? There are a bunch of crazies around here who think they can text and drive. I am so glad to hear they’re okay.
Forum: Jokes 02-03-2021, 12:59 PM
Replies: 6,033
Views: 2,960,617
Posted By cmitch
Re: Funny Pics II

Speaking of packing
Forum: Jokes 02-03-2021, 12:55 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,860
Posted By cmitch
Re: This is bad, even from me...

Ate balls in the corner pocket.
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 02-03-2021, 07:29 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 7,457
Posted By cmitch
Re: USPS box shortage

I've had worse luck with UPS. I cannot count the times they have destroyed a package of mine and claimed it was insufficiently packaged and refused to pay for it. If it cannot be dropped from a 100...
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