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Forum: Entertainment 05-04-2013, 09:31 PM
Replies: 1,433
Views: 18,825,275
Posted By Bluetick
Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward

"Remember when you were in high school, looking ahead, and how you just knew everything thing was gonna be great... you just knew it... I don't feel like that anymore."
Forum: Entertainment 04-08-2013, 03:19 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 11,302
Posted By Bluetick
Re: AMC's Mad Men

A very weak season opener last night, in my opinion.
Forum: Jokes 03-27-2013, 09:50 AM
Replies: 6,033
Views: 2,865,984
Posted By Bluetick
Re: Funny Pics II

Can I get a copy of that in braile?
Forum: Jokes 03-13-2013, 10:53 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,663
Posted By Bluetick
The "New" Suit.

Nice threads, man," commented Donald when his buddy showed up one day in a snappy new suit.

"Where'd you pick'it up?"

Jim beamed, "My wife got it for me. Pretty sharp, huh?"

"I'll say. What...
Forum: Entertainment 03-04-2013, 10:56 AM
Replies: 130
Views: 54,866
Posted By Bluetick
Re: Breaking Bad Season 5

Sundance Channel starts Breaking Bad seasons 1-4 starting tonight (March 4th). Two episodes every Monday Night.
Forum: Jokes 02-21-2013, 06:17 PM
Replies: 162
Views: 70,189
Posted By Bluetick
Re: funny youtube videos

http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=W7ZD77NX&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fbpage&utm_campaign=dailyupdate

Very cute...worth the watch!!!
Forum: Jokes 02-21-2013, 10:22 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,623
Posted By Bluetick
Winter Boots

(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this)


A teacher helping one of her pupils put on his boots

He asked for help and she could see why.

Even with her pulling, and him pushing,...
Forum: Jokes 02-03-2013, 02:46 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,791
Posted By Bluetick
An oldie but goodie

An attractive, well-dressed woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture...
Forum: Jokes 01-31-2013, 03:31 PM
Replies: 6,033
Views: 2,865,984
Posted By Bluetick
Re: Funny Pics II

This made me laugh, all those late night questions. Would you remarry if I died?
How long would you wait to remarry? You do know my "girls" will make her life hell!

Ambien is a *****, your...
Forum: Jokes 01-28-2013, 03:10 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 3,074
Posted By Bluetick
How will you be remembered?

Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now.

'I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was successful in business',...
Forum: Jokes 01-28-2013, 03:07 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 4,125
Posted By Bluetick
Cell phone courtesy.

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train rolled out of the station.

About the same time, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and...
Forum: Jokes 01-28-2013, 11:41 AM
Replies: 162
Views: 70,189
Posted By Bluetick
Re: funny youtube videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vDa0z0gEvI4
Forum: Jokes 01-24-2013, 02:38 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 7,380
Posted By Bluetick
Re: 1977 -vs- 2011

My mother could pull a switch out of thin air. I swear, we would search the car over before the trip home from grandmothers. We'd get to fighting and she'd have switch in her hand.
There was not a...
Forum: Jokes 01-24-2013, 12:09 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 7,380
Posted By Bluetick
Re: 1977 -vs- 2011

Five years ago this played out at our local high school.

My wife's cousin is married to the high school principle, he's a great guy, works with the kids and goes out of his way to see that they...
Forum: Jokes 01-23-2013, 04:08 PM
Replies: 6,033
Views: 2,865,984
Posted By Bluetick
Re: Funny Pics II

The oldest form of payment?
Forum: Jokes 01-21-2013, 11:30 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 3,513
Posted By Bluetick
Flying Blind

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.

The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear...
Forum: Jokes 01-17-2013, 01:53 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 4,172
Posted By Bluetick
Out of the mouth of babes

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to
her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger."
The...
Forum: Jokes 01-17-2013, 10:04 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 6,019
Posted By Bluetick
First Condom

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen's pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because...
Forum: General Discussion 01-14-2013, 09:14 AM
Replies: 3,166
Views: 1,018,856
Posted By Bluetick
Re: What are you reading?

Just finished Book 14 of Robert Jordan - Wheel of Time.
Forum: Jokes 01-11-2013, 12:51 PM
Replies: 6,033
Views: 2,865,984
Posted By Bluetick
Forum: Entertainment 01-09-2013, 12:46 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 40,239
Posted By Bluetick
Re: Wheel of Time fans?

I'm into the first 90 pages, it's a little "dry" so far.
Forum: Jokes 01-09-2013, 09:25 AM
Replies: 542
Views: 169,564
Posted By Bluetick
Re: How Old Are You?

Did you have a Hot Wheels Factory?

I did, I have the scars on my hands to prove it. Molten plastic dispenser for kids. What a great idea!
Forum: General Discussion 01-08-2013, 11:14 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 13,346
Posted By Bluetick
Re: Hottest Women of 2013

I thought Allison was the hottest one.

The the top two look kinda "strung-out."
Forum: General Discussion 01-07-2013, 12:00 PM
Replies: 3,166
Views: 1,018,856
Posted By Bluetick
Re: What are you reading?

Prince of Storms (Book Four)
City Without End (Book Three)
A World Too Near (Book Two)
Bright of the Sky (Book One)

Just finished these from Kay Kenyon from the Entire and the Rose set.
Forum: Jokes 01-02-2013, 11:25 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,559
Posted By Bluetick
What I said, is not what you heard.

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in
this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot...
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