Forum: Entertainment
05-04-2013, 09:31 PM
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Replies: 1,433
Views: 18,825,275
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Forum: Entertainment
04-08-2013, 03:19 PM
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Replies: 28
Views: 11,302
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Forum: Jokes
03-27-2013, 09:50 AM
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Replies: 6,033
Views: 2,865,984
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Forum: Jokes
03-13-2013, 10:53 AM
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Replies: 4
Views: 2,663
The "New" Suit.
Nice threads, man," commented Donald when his buddy showed up one day in a snappy new suit.
"Where'd you pick'it up?"
Jim beamed, "My wife got it for me. Pretty sharp, huh?"
"I'll say. What...
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Forum: Entertainment
03-04-2013, 10:56 AM
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Replies: 130
Views: 54,866
Re: Breaking Bad Season 5
Sundance Channel starts Breaking Bad seasons 1-4 starting tonight (March 4th). Two episodes every Monday Night.
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Forum: Jokes
02-21-2013, 06:17 PM
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Replies: 162
Views: 70,189
Re: funny youtube videos
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=W7ZD77NX&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fbpage&utm_campaign=dailyupdate
Very cute...worth the watch!!!
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Forum: Jokes
02-21-2013, 10:22 AM
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Replies: 5
Views: 2,623
Winter Boots
(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this)
A teacher helping one of her pupils put on his boots
He asked for help and she could see why.
Even with her pulling, and him pushing,...
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Forum: Jokes
02-03-2013, 02:46 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 2,791
An oldie but goodie
An attractive, well-dressed woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture...
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Forum: Jokes
01-31-2013, 03:31 PM
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Replies: 6,033
Views: 2,865,984
Re: Funny Pics II
This made me laugh, all those late night questions. Would you remarry if I died?
How long would you wait to remarry? You do know my "girls" will make her life hell!
Ambien is a *****, your...
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Forum: Jokes
01-28-2013, 03:10 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 3,074
How will you be remembered?
Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now.
'I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was successful in business',...
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Forum: Jokes
01-28-2013, 03:07 PM
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Replies: 11
Views: 4,125
Cell phone courtesy.
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train rolled out of the station.
About the same time, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and...
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Forum: Jokes
01-28-2013, 11:41 AM
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Replies: 162
Views: 70,189
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Forum: Jokes
01-24-2013, 02:38 PM
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Replies: 18
Views: 7,380
Re: 1977 -vs- 2011
My mother could pull a switch out of thin air. I swear, we would search the car over before the trip home from grandmothers. We'd get to fighting and she'd have switch in her hand.
There was not a...
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Forum: Jokes
01-24-2013, 12:09 AM
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Replies: 18
Views: 7,380
Re: 1977 -vs- 2011
Five years ago this played out at our local high school.
My wife's cousin is married to the high school principle, he's a great guy, works with the kids and goes out of his way to see that they...
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Forum: Jokes
01-23-2013, 04:08 PM
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Replies: 6,033
Views: 2,865,984
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Forum: Jokes
01-21-2013, 11:30 AM
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Replies: 8
Views: 3,513
Flying Blind
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear...
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Forum: Jokes
01-17-2013, 01:53 PM
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Replies: 9
Views: 4,172
Out of the mouth of babes
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to
her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger."
The...
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Forum: Jokes
01-17-2013, 10:04 AM
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Replies: 18
Views: 6,019
First Condom
I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen's pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because...
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Forum: General Discussion
01-14-2013, 09:14 AM
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Replies: 3,166
Views: 1,018,856
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Forum: Jokes
01-11-2013, 12:51 PM
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Replies: 6,033
Views: 2,865,984
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Forum: Entertainment
01-09-2013, 12:46 PM
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Replies: 91
Views: 40,239
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Forum: Jokes
01-09-2013, 09:25 AM
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Replies: 542
Views: 169,564
Re: How Old Are You?
Did you have a Hot Wheels Factory?
I did, I have the scars on my hands to prove it. Molten plastic dispenser for kids. What a great idea!
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Forum: General Discussion
01-08-2013, 11:14 AM
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Replies: 40
Views: 13,346
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Forum: General Discussion
01-07-2013, 12:00 PM
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Replies: 3,166
Views: 1,018,856
Re: What are you reading?
Prince of Storms (Book Four)
City Without End (Book Three)
A World Too Near (Book Two)
Bright of the Sky (Book One)
Just finished these from Kay Kenyon from the Entire and the Rose set.
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Forum: Jokes
01-02-2013, 11:25 AM
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Replies: 11
Views: 3,559
What I said, is not what you heard.
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in
this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot...
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