Prostitute for 20 bucks
 

A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the hell.

They are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them—it’s a policeman.

“What’s going on here?” asks the officer.

“I’m making love to my wife,” the man answers indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”

“Well,” said the man, “to tell the truth neither did I until you flashed that light on her face.”

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LOL!

Re: Prostitute for 20 bucks
 

Brilliant!:hy

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:r:D:tu

Re: Prostitute for 20 bucks
 

They should get a cab, but it will cost $25, according to what I read elsewhere on this site.

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:xxx

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Funny