Little Johnny
 

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as
his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down
the horse's legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Little Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make
sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Little Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants
to buy Mom..."

Re: Little Johnny
 

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Re: Little Johnny
 

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