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retired 03-17-2021 09:58 AM
Golf Course Murder
 
These two detectives received a call that a Mexican had been found dead on the local golf so they went to investigate.
When they got there they found that he had a large hole in his chest.
The sergeant told the rookie to look for a golf gun nearby.
After looking for a golf gun for about ten minutes the rookie finally got his courage up and asked the sergeant what a golf gun looked like.
The sergeant replied...
"I don't know, but it shot a hole-in-Juan"

longknocker 03-17-2021 10:21 AM
Re: Golf Course Murder
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by retired (Post 2215264)
These two detectives received a call that a Mexican had been found dead on the local golf so they went to investigate.
When they got there they found that he had a large hole in his chest.
The sergeant told the rookie to look for a golf gun nearby.
After looking for a golf gun for about ten minutes the rookie finally got his courage up and asked the sergeant what a golf gun looked like.
The sergeant replied...
"I don't know, but it shot a hole-in-Juan"
Good One! You & Steve Are Neck & Neck!:r:D:tu

Steve 03-17-2021 03:02 PM
Re: Golf Course Murder
 
:lr:lr

G G 03-17-2021 05:39 PM
Re: Golf Course Murder
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by longknocker (Post 2215266)
Good One! You & Steve Are Neck & Neck!:r:D:tu
You beat me to it!!!!! :r

CigarNut 03-18-2021 07:32 AM
Re: Golf Course Murder
 
:r :r


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