The Golf Ball
 

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

“Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it– stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.” “That’s when I made my big mistake.” “What did you do?” asks the doctor.

“Well, I lifted the cow’s tail again and yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!” “I don’t remember much after that!”

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lol good one

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:r nice!!

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Very good.:r:r:r

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Poor guy!:D

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:r:r:r

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hahaha.... a wonderful bit of golf humor

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What a great chuckle :r:r

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I didn't realize that my wife was reading this joke over my shoulder and got whacked for laughing my butt off at it.:ss

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Rofl...

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Funny.