The Frugal Shoplifter
 

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.

"Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"

The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"

Re: The Frugal Shoplifter
 

ar ar d ar ar ... I though he was going to say "So much, but it's used!"

Re: The Frugal Shoplifter
 

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