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You gotta love times when online news sites have to fill space. I especially like it when there are well researched articles that are rather obvious to anyone with common sense. CNN is my winner for today with an article that essentially says, "in areas where there are more fireworks, there are more fireworks related injuries".

Well done, CNN, well done :lr

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/01/health...ies/index.html

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Pulitzer worthy!

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That's some Pulitzer-caliber journalism right there.



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In related news, shark attacks are rare in Kansas.

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What about the land sharks???

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Or . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFs5Y1hlN-I

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Virgin pregnancies are rare. Religious exceptions noted.

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Today's headline is a real stumper See if you can figure it out ;)

Man accidentally hits, kills a man with car, not once but twice

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The man he hit was a highlander? I guess he didn't know he needed to chop off his head in a parking garage for death to be permanent. :D

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https://youtu.be/cQ7J7UjsRqg

This is what our news has become, lol

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And here I was thinking they were helpful. Silly me. No wonder every monkey i've ever owned or rented has died.

ETA: I just now saw that was an Onion video.

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I am so embarrassed by my locals news sites at times. Here is today's amazing headline:

Counterfeit pain pills likely came to Prince illegally

And here I was under the impression that he had legally obtained counterfeit pills. I am so very naive. Thank you, KOIN 6, for setting me straight.

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The must have been speeding to get there.