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markem

02-13-2016 08:18 AM

Valentine's Day

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me without coffee and
I'd hate to be you

okay, you're turn. :noon

Porch Dweller

02-13-2016 12:43 PM

Re: Valentine's Day

Roses are red
Violets are not
Lucky for my wife
I'm still so damned hot.

:D

Tio Gato

02-13-2016 01:41 PM

Re: Valentine's Day

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2075014)

Roses are red
Violets are not
Lucky for my wife
I'm still so damned hot.

:D

:r:r:r

The Poet

02-13-2016 02:26 PM

Re: Valentine's Day

Roses are thorny,
Violets are furry.
Men who are horny
Are in a hurry.

Woe to those women
Who do not know this.
They'll score a lemon
Who won't give a piss.

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