Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

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1. I forgot the url
3. I forgot about cigars
4. Catching up on 30 Rock
5. Gout
6. I've been organizing my dryer lint
7. Can't remember how to conjugate verbs
8. Ghost writing novel for Don Rickles
9. It was a rainy summer
10. Local news keeps changing anchors

MCS

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Welcome back, Cakemeister!

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Welcome back MCS :tu

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That's just major silly, Captain.

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11. I lost my checkbook!

Welcome back!!!:tu

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Welcome Back!

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#12: my son and I went drinking. We just got home.
#13: like my catch phrase and didn't want to change it.

Welcome back, Scott!

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#14: Skleeless In Seattle

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15. Blame it on the Bossa Nova.

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16. The chicken made me do it!

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17. I was out of town and my logbook will prove it.

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18. I've been helping Peter polish the hickey rink

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19. I like turtles

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Welcome back, Scott!

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Did someone say "cake"?

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20. I realized I was just a mannequin in the Twilight Zone

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Seems like there's two blasts from the past in this thread.

Welcome back...

Flange!

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My pants are too tight.

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You Haven't Changed, Scott!:r Welcome Back, Brother!:D:tu

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Are you sure that's not a doppelgänger?