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Blueface 06-24-2015 04:43 PM

I will track you down.........
 
Whoever you are, I am coming for you.
I will find you.
You obviously do not know my resources nor what it is I do for a living.
There is no rock on this Earth you can crawl under and hide from me.
I will be breathing down your back looking for you.

Someone, at some point, shoved a Monte A in my humidor.
It's only now that I find it as I have not bought very much in a while and have been smoking the humidor dry.
Much to my surprise, I find this cigar.
I know John (BlackCoral) had given me one last time at my house and I smoked that one.
I have my suspicion about him and a couple of others.
Just know, I am on your trail.
I will find you.

The Poet 06-24-2015 04:54 PM

Re: I will track you down.........
 
:r

Get some!

sigsauer 06-24-2015 04:54 PM

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"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

Blueface 06-24-2015 05:00 PM

Re: I will track you down.........
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sigsauer (Post 2041702)
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

:lr

Blueface 06-24-2015 05:02 PM

Re: I will track you down.........
 
Well, this mystery didn't take too long to solve.
I am either very good at what I do (I am :D), or this was way too easy.

Sent a text, simply saying, Fess Up.
Nailed it.
John, all over again.
If it wasn't because he is bigger than me, I would threaten to kick his butt.
So..... Will have to be creative......and I will

Remo 06-24-2015 05:13 PM

Re: I will track you down.........
 
:r :tu

Ogre 06-24-2015 05:17 PM

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Good luck, let me know how it works out for you.

Porch Dweller 06-24-2015 05:18 PM

Re: I will track you down.........
 
http://evangelchurch.me/wp-content/u...t-was-easy.jpg

sigsauer 06-24-2015 05:19 PM

Re: I will track you down.........
 
I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

pnoon 06-24-2015 05:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 2041704)
Well, this mystery didn't take too long to solve.
I am either very good at what I do (I am :D), or this was way too easy.

Sent a text, simply saying, Fess Up.
Nailed it.
John, all over again.
If it wasn't because he is bigger than me, I would threaten to kick his butt.
So..... Will have to be creative......and I will

When I read the initial post, I said to myself "that has John's name all over it".

EricF 06-24-2015 06:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 2041712)
When I read the initial post, I said to myself "that has John's name all over it".

My thought exactly! :tu

Porch Dweller 06-24-2015 07:14 PM

Re: I will track you down.........
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sigsauer (Post 2041709)
I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

Alternatively: https://youtu.be/0bW4sDrSlo8

MarkinAZ 06-24-2015 07:48 PM

Re: I will track you down.........
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 2041704)
So..... Will have to be creative......and I will

...:hm

longknocker 06-24-2015 07:50 PM

Re: I will track you down.........
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 2041704)
Well, this mystery didn't take too long to solve.
I am either very good at what I do (I am :D), or this was way too easy.

Sent a text, simply saying, Fess Up.
Nailed it.
John, all over again.
If it wasn't because he is bigger than me, I would threaten to kick his butt.
So..... Will have to be creative......and I will

I've Been The Victim Of John's Generosity, Carlos.:r:D Good Luck With Your "Threats", Brother!:tu

CigarNut 06-24-2015 08:39 PM

Re: I will track you down.........
 
Very nice hit, John!

WhiteMamba 06-24-2015 09:16 PM

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:r

Blueface 06-25-2015 04:33 AM

Re: I will track you down.........
 
Turns out it took me over 15 months to find it in the humidor.

mosesbotbol 06-25-2015 05:33 AM

Re: I will track you down.........
 
Everyone should have a few boxes of Monte A's in the humidor...

massphatness 06-25-2015 05:44 AM

Re: I will track you down.........
 
Smash him

14holestogie 06-25-2015 05:54 AM

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:r Good thing it was a Monte that he left you and not an "upper decker". That might be a little ripe after 18 months. :D

You know what needs to be done. ;)


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