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Steve 03-04-2015 07:19 AM

Be careful guys...!
 
A married couple in their early 60's was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband."

The fairy waved her magic wand and - POOF! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and - POOF! - the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men should remember fairies are female.

G G 03-04-2015 07:24 AM

Re: Be careful guys...!
 
:r

CigarNut 03-04-2015 07:49 AM

Re: Be careful guys...!
 
:r :r

STEVE S 03-04-2015 10:30 AM

Re: Be careful guys...!
 
:r:r:r:r

shilala 03-04-2015 10:51 AM

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:lr

dijit 03-05-2015 03:38 AM

Re: Be careful guys...!
 
That is a lie. Every fairy I have met has been a man.

longknocker 03-05-2015 04:38 AM

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:r:tu

dave 03-05-2015 11:20 AM

Re: Be careful guys...!
 
Suddenly, Richard Simmons makes just a little bit of sense


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