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Steve 11-24-2014 06:55 AM

Truer than not???
 
The County Highway Commissioner was driving to the hospital for treatment of his painful knee injury. He decided to take advantage of the hospital's valet parking. As he exited his car, a young man with the valet company, comes up and asks if this was a government vehicle.

"Yes," the Commissioner replied, surprised by the question. "In fact it's an unmarked police car."

"Wow!" the young man said, sliding behind the wheel. "This will be the first time I've been in the *front* seat."

dijit 11-24-2014 06:57 AM

Re: Truer than not???
 
Knowing someone who owns a valet company this really is more true than not and also funny too.

shilala 11-24-2014 07:09 AM

Re: Truer than not???
 
I've never been in the front seat.
I'd also like to comment that I appreciate how clean the windows are in the back.

G G 11-24-2014 07:38 AM

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:tu

CigarNut 11-24-2014 08:01 AM

Re: Truer than not???
 
:r :r

T.G 11-24-2014 08:57 AM

Re: Truer than not???
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQGi...utu.be&t=1m12s

:r

shilala 11-24-2014 09:57 AM

Re: Truer than not???
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G (Post 2001173)

See, I told you it's appreciated. :lr

icehog3 11-24-2014 10:40 AM

Re: Truer than not???
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 2001145)
I've never been in the front seat.
I'd also like to comment that I appreciate how clean the windows are in the back.

I've been in both. I prefer the front seat, unless there is a barely dressed female groupie in the back.

shilala 11-24-2014 12:59 PM

Re: Truer than not???
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2001207)
I've been in both. I prefer the front seat, unless there is a barely dressed female groupie in the back.

You probably locked yourselves in, I'd imagine. :noon

icehog3 11-24-2014 01:26 PM

Re: Truer than not???
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 2001239)
You probably locked yourselves in, I'd imagine. :noon

I was locked in, without question, Scott. :lr

Steve 11-24-2014 03:52 PM

Re: Truer than not???
 
A friend will bail you out after an night in jail. A GOOD friend will be sitting beside you exclaiming "...damn that was fun!"


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