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Blueface 11-18-2014 06:25 PM

Senior Moment
 
I was at Bass Pro Shops Sporting Goods.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When The hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

big_jaygee 11-18-2014 06:27 PM

Re: Senior Moment
 
:r :r :r

CigarNut 11-18-2014 06:32 PM

Re: Senior Moment
 
:r :r

pnoon 11-18-2014 06:42 PM

Re: Senior Moment
 
Made me laugh.
Thanks. I needed that.

G G 11-18-2014 06:44 PM

Re: Senior Moment
 
:r

kelmac07 11-19-2014 08:12 AM

Re: Senior Moment
 
:r :r


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