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How to tell if you're a douchebag.

You say things like "Super!"
And?

Re: How to tell if you're a douchebag.

Your name is Tom and you play hockey?

Re: How to tell if you're a douchebag.

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 1995571)

Your name is Tom and you play hockey?

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I just look in a mirror :r

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 1995571)

Your name is Tom and you play hockey?

You win!

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"Super" post Scott! Way to go "Slick"

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 1995571)

Your name is Tom and you play hockey?

I gotta admit, that made me snort AND lol, for real.

Re: How to tell if you're a douchebag.

I contend that one cannot tell if you are a douchbag, since if you ARE a douchebag you are incapable of recognizing the fact.

How's that for a douchbag reply?

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Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 1995595)

I contend that one cannot tell if you are a douchbag, since if you ARE a douchebag you are incapable of recognizing the fact.

How's that for a douchbag reply?

I think that's a Super reply, Chief! :ss

Re: How to tell if you're a douchebag.

And?
You read posts titled "How to tell if you're a douchebag",
just to see if your own endearing qualities made the list.

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The word Epic comes to mind

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If you're driving in the left-hand lane on the highway and there's no one in front of you but a long line of cars behind you, you might be a douchebag.

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Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 1995610)

If you're driving in the left-hand lane on the highway and there's no one in front of you but a long line of cars behind you, you might be a douchebag.

Old people are douchebags? :banger

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Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 1995595)

I contend that one cannot tell if you are a douchbag, since if you ARE a douchebag you are incapable of recognizing the fact.

How's that for a douchbag reply?

So being that I have the self-annointed title of Admiral Douchebag, by that logic, I must NOT really be a douchebag?

Balderdash!! I demand a recount!!

And anyone who says "balderdash" and isn't English has to be a douchebag, right?

:)

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1995651)

And anyone who says "balderdash" and isn't English has to be a douchebag, right?

:)

Rubbish. ;)

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You use a period in a thread title.

:tg

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Originally Posted by jjirons69 (Post 1995663)

You use a period in a thread title.

:tg

I'm no expert, but don't periods and douchebags sort of go together?

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I don't really like it when people call me "bud" or "buddy". I really don't like it when people call me boss, sport or chief.