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8zeros 08-21-2014 08:13 AM

$1000 cigars for Bill
 
This cracks me up!
I didn't know there were $1000 Gurkhas.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/...rs_803486.html
Wish I could try one. Probably the best cigars ever! ;)

czerbe 08-21-2014 08:23 AM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
:sh:sh

CigarNut 08-21-2014 08:27 AM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by czerbe (Post 1981535)
:sh:sh

:tpd:

AdamJoshua 08-21-2014 08:40 AM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
:po

EricF 08-21-2014 08:47 AM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
I have smoked one and my opinion is :pu

But mine only had a MSRP of $750.00

nutcracker 08-21-2014 08:47 AM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
They used to be legendary for their prices.

I've heard of people buying bridges....

The Poet 08-21-2014 08:56 AM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
bishes

CigarEnvy 08-21-2014 09:40 AM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Seems as though this guy doesn't know which end of a cigar to smoke esp. with his past experience in putting them up some girls vajayjay. I thought he was living cleaner after all of his heart problems?

tsolomon 08-21-2014 10:11 AM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
This statement sums it up for me.

Although Hansotia confirms Clinton "loves" the cigar, the cigar boss does not say whether the former president has ever smoked one of them. :emo2004

nutcracker 08-21-2014 10:15 AM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Maybe Ghurka are planning two new, polar opposite vitolas: The "Hillary" and the "Monica".

One would be specially aged and really uptight but exuding massive amounts of hot air, and the other featuring a really loose roll of young toxic tobacco that might end your marriage, career or life prematurely.

ColdCuts 08-21-2014 10:51 AM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tsolomon (Post 1981561)
This statement sums it up for me.
Although Hansotia confirms Clinton "loves" the cigar, the cigar boss does not say whether the former president has ever smoked one of them. :emo2004

Exactly. Article is :bs

AdamJoshua 08-21-2014 11:01 AM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tsolomon (Post 1981561)
This statement sums it up for me.

Although Hansotia confirms Clinton "loves" the cigar, the cigar boss does not say whether the former president has ever smoked one of them. :emo2004

Maybe he loves it and Monica LOVES it… and neither of them have smoked one.

pektel 08-21-2014 11:01 AM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
This thread wins.

CigarEnvy 08-21-2014 11:04 AM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by nutcracker (Post 1981565)
Maybe Ghurka are planning two new, polar opposite vitolas: The "Hillary" and the "Monica".

One would be specially aged and really uptight but exuding massive amounts of hot air, and the other featuring a really loose roll of young toxic tobacco that might end your marriage, career or life prematurely.

Advertising genius at its best here.

The Poet 08-21-2014 11:04 AM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1981579)
This thread wins.

This thread is running dangerously close to being closed.

Just sayin'.

CRIMPS 08-21-2014 11:14 AM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
What a terrible read. Right now, someone is reading that article, saying to themselves, "Man, I really need to try some of those Gurkha cigars". Hopefully, most were wise enough to read between the lines.

pektel 08-21-2014 12:01 PM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 1981582)
This thread is running dangerously close to being closed.

Just sayin'.

My sarcasm is not obvious today, I guess. ;)

pnoon 08-21-2014 12:33 PM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 1981582)
This thread is running dangerously close to being closed.

Just sayin'.

:tpd:

Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1981595)
My sarcasm is not obvious today, I guess. ;)

Nothing to do with your post, Pete.

icehog3 08-21-2014 01:40 PM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Always great to hear the Monica jokes, they haven't gotten old at all in 20 years. :rolleyes:

8zeros 08-21-2014 01:48 PM

Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Seems to me like Ol' Bill was just a name drop in a thinly disguised advertisement/joke for Gurkhas. It's hard to bring his name and cigars up at the same time.
I don't have anything against Bill or Gurkahs. I would never pay that much for a cigar but would smoke one it it was given to me. I would be polite and smoke it even if I didn't like it.
Some Gurkhas I've smoked tasted like dusty air to me, some different ones were all right.
Bill's retired, as long as he stays that way he doesn't bother me a bit. I read somewhere he likes his cigars box-pressed anyway.


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