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Dux 10-15-2008 12:34 PM

Investment advice
 
Investment advice
If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have
$ 42 left.
With Lehman, you would have $ 6.60 left.
With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $ 5 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had $ 214 .

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg. ..


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