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AdamJoshua 01-11-2014 04:28 PM

Pimp sues Nike
 
You really can't make this stuff up, no one would believe it.

Quote:

A Portland pimp is suing Nike for not placing a warning label in their shoes specifying that they could be used as a dangerous weapon -- after he was sentenced to 100 years in prison for brutally beating a john with his sneaker.
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2014...at-people?lite

MrClean 01-11-2014 04:30 PM

Re: Pimp sues Nike
 
I can't even bring myself to click the link and read it. Although I'm thankful for all the morons in the world that make me seem like I'm pretty smart sometimes, I just can't take it anymore... :lr :lr

AdamJoshua 01-11-2014 04:37 PM

Re: Pimp sues Nike
 
It's actually pretty serious, not him suing, but he beat a guy and he beat an 18yr old girl until she was bleeding from her ears, there is nothing in the world that should get this person out of jail.

Remo 01-11-2014 05:06 PM

Re: Pimp sues Nike
 
Hopefully this gets thrown out as soon as it hits the court (it should) but still, only in America!!

Blueface 01-11-2014 07:03 PM

Re: Pimp sues Nike
 
Epitome of the term "frivolous law suit".

icehog3 01-11-2014 08:08 PM

Re: Pimp sues Nike
 
I believe this movie. A dude could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, 'cause he did brace himself, and knew something about the levels of gravitivity and polarity.

The Poet 01-11-2014 08:18 PM

Re: Pimp sues Nike
 
The National Reebok Association should jump on this with both feet. Shoes don't kill johns, pimps do.

icehog3 01-11-2014 08:23 PM

Re: Pimp sues Nike
 
And Chuck Norris kills pimps. Sho nuff. ;)

Remo 01-11-2014 08:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1922425)
And Chuck Norris kills pimps. Sho nuff. ;)

With a flip flop...shoes are for pu$$ies. :r

The Poet 01-11-2014 08:28 PM

Re: Pimp sues Nike
 
What was that line from Billy Jack, about taking this foot here and putting it against your head there? :r

CigarNut 01-11-2014 08:28 PM

Re: Pimp sues Nike
 
And he's from Portland ("Keep Portland Weird") :rolleyes:

icehog3 01-11-2014 09:23 PM

Re: Pimp sues Nike
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 1922428)
What was that line from Billy Jack, about taking this foot here and putting it against your head there? :r

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVX-voqWuwY

The Poet 01-11-2014 09:28 PM

Re: Pimp sues Nike
 
Yeah, that's the one! And no shoe needed! :r


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