Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum - A Day At The Beach

An older lady in good shape went sunbathing on the beach near Ft. Myers Fl

Soon a older man came along and spread his blanket nearby and began reading his book. She noticed he was in good shape also and decided to try to strike up a conversation.

"How are you today?" she asked.

He answered "Fine " and returned to his book.

"Do you live around here?" she asked.

"Yes , over in Cape Coral" and he returned to his book.

"I'm widowed and lost my husband 3 years ago"

He replied "I also lost my wife 2 years ago and I'm very lonely". He returned to his book.

She said "Do you like pu$$y cats?"

He threw his book down ran over and ripped off her bathing suit and made made mad passionate love to her.

After the sand settled she breathlessly asked "How did you know I wanted you to do that?"

He replied "How did you know my name was Katz?"