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shilala 08-15-2013 03:23 PM

I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created.
 
Feast your eyes upon this sweet baby.
No, your eyes do not deceive you. That is a hot dog AND hot dog bun toaster. Really. I've even added the link so you can run, not walk, over to Amazon to purchase one.
If I have ever seen anything cooler, I've forgot about it. This is far and away the most brilliant invention that 2,000 years of human technological advancement has brought about.
I showed it to Weeze and she shrugged. That's because women don't know stuff. I tried to get her to buy it for me, but she looked at me the way she does when she's 100% certain I'm retarded.
So, if any of you guys want to go ahead and send me one of these, that'd be great. http://i372.photobucket.com/albums/o...ing-smiley.gif

http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/a...ps95f2d820.jpg

shilala 08-15-2013 03:32 PM

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Can we make this a sticky? If ever there was anything sticky-worthy, this is her.
A toaster that toasts HOT DOGS!!!

big_jaygee 08-15-2013 03:34 PM

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that does look great Scott :tu

markem 08-15-2013 03:40 PM

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I'm loving the reviews

shilala 08-15-2013 03:45 PM

Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created.
 
When everyone gets one, we can have a Nostalgia Electrics Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster Herf and Hosiery party.
We'll need the matching mustard and ketchup bottles and some razors for Vinnie.

CigarNut 08-15-2013 03:55 PM

Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created.
 
For $19 you can't go wrong...

The Poet 08-15-2013 03:58 PM

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And it's pretty cheap too. I could almost afford one . . . if I could afford dogs and buns. :r

Commander Quan 08-15-2013 04:16 PM

Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created.
 
I'm pretty sure these were available from the SkyMall catalog 8 years ago... you know, encase you wanted to cook hotdogs while you're camped out by that power outlet charging your cellphone.

Blueface 08-15-2013 04:19 PM

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Man that rocks.
I want one but if I buy anything else right now, I am definitely going to have one of my guns used on me.

Bax 08-15-2013 04:23 PM

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Can we get one made that lights a cigar?

AdamJoshua 08-15-2013 04:29 PM

Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created.
 
Do you take the dogs out of the cello before you put them in the slots (holes?)?


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Cord wrap for easy storage
This is key to me, I've bought similar products in the past but they did not allow you to wrap the cord for easy storage, clearly this is a very advanced system!

Robulous78 08-15-2013 04:29 PM

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I WILL own this... :lr

Thanks for the heads up Scott :tu

Coach Deg 08-15-2013 04:42 PM

Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created.
 
I would buy one, but 7-11 hot dogs are usually already cooked.

kelmac07 08-15-2013 06:46 PM

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Very cool!! :tu :tu I want one!!

dwoodward 08-15-2013 07:20 PM

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My girlfriend has one. She likes it. She's not a huge fan of the toasted buns, but says it works great.

.cigardude. 08-15-2013 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by dwoodward (Post 1874145)
My girlfriend has one. She likes it. She's not a huge fan of the toasted buns, but says it works great.

Can you do us all a favor and post up a detailed review of the machine while it toasts the dogs and buns....from start to finish?:banger

maninblack 08-15-2013 07:51 PM

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I freaking want one!!

BlackDog 08-15-2013 08:51 PM

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I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created.
Hotdogs? And here I thought that Scott just discovered sex. :D

BlackDog 08-15-2013 08:53 PM

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How does the flavor profile of a toasted hotdog compare to one cooked on a BBQ? ;)

AdamJoshua 08-15-2013 10:40 PM

Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created.
 
I just had a brilliant idea, if you had one of those electric scooters, you know the ones you see people riding around at walmart, and you put one of these on the front, mounted where you would usually put an awesome basket with plastic flowers, well then ... I can't even begin to go on.

I'm so friggin' smart if I even had half a clue as to what I was talking about my brain would explode.


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