Dealing With The Maid...
 

The maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk To her about the raise.

She asked: "Why do you want a pay increase?"

Maid: "Well ma'am, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maid: "Your husband says so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maid: "Your husband did."

Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maid: "No ma'am.... The gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

Re: Dealing With The Maid...
 

:r :r :r

Re: Dealing With The Maid...
 

Me, I haven't had a raise in years, so screw her.


;)

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:sl:sl:r

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:r :r :r

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lol

Re: Dealing With The Maid...
 

this made me chuckle

Re: Dealing With The Maid...
 

:r:r

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:r:r:r