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icehog3 03-11-2013 04:07 PM

Seniors
 
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.

'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'

'Sure.'

'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.

'No, I can remember it.'

'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'

He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'

'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.

Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.

'Where's my toast?'

14holestogie 03-11-2013 04:26 PM

Re: Seniors
 
:r:r:r Sounds like my life to come.

kelmac07 03-11-2013 04:28 PM

Re: Seniors
 
:r :r :r

RevSmoke 03-11-2013 05:10 PM

Re: Seniors
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1806041)
:r:r:r Sounds like my life to come.

Yeah, right. Sounds like your life now!

big_jaygee 03-11-2013 05:12 PM

Re: Seniors
 
:lr :lr its hell getting old

CigarNut 03-11-2013 06:05 PM

Re: Seniors
 
:r :r

AdamJoshua 03-11-2013 06:08 PM

Re: Seniors
 
LOL! :r

Zane 03-12-2013 01:58 PM

Re: Seniors
 
:r:r:r

363 03-12-2013 02:03 PM

Re: Seniors
 
lol

MurphysLaw 03-12-2013 02:13 PM

Re: Seniors
 
That's a daily occurrence at EricFs house :lr

The Poet 03-12-2013 02:27 PM

Re: Seniors
 
I was gonna post something here, but I forgot what it was. :confused:


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