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hotreds 03-11-2013 04:03 PM

Obscure engineering conversion factors
 
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2. 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton

3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

7. 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year

8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon

10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

11. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

12. Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line

DMK 03-11-2013 04:40 PM

Re: Obscure engineering conversion factors
 
That there is....:r:r:tu

themoneycollector 03-11-2013 05:09 PM

Re: Obscure engineering conversion factors
 
Haha, I like it.


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