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cjhalbrooks 02-05-2013 08:24 AM

Witty Cop
 
He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility ...

Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A: 'Yes, sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A: 'Yes, sir.'

Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

363 02-05-2013 08:30 AM

Re: Witty Cop
 
:r :r

CigarNut 02-05-2013 08:49 AM

Re: Witty Cop
 
:r :r

equetefue 02-05-2013 08:50 AM

Re: Witty Cop
 
lol lol

big_jaygee 02-05-2013 08:54 AM

Re: Witty Cop
 
:lr :lr

Zane 02-05-2013 09:09 AM

Re: Witty Cop
 
:r:r:r

Moose6026 02-05-2013 09:16 AM

Re: Witty Cop
 
That sir, brings a smile to my face.

kelmac07 02-05-2013 10:20 AM

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:r :r :r

STEVE S 02-05-2013 02:34 PM

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:gary :r :r :r


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