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Bluetick 01-17-2013 12:53 PM

Out of the mouth of babes
 
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to
her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
" Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no GOD, or no
Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a
question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but
a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified
to discuss why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after
death, when you don't know ****?"
And then she went back to reading her book.

RevSmoke 01-17-2013 12:55 PM

Re: Out of the mouth of babes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluetick (Post 1782813)
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to
her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
" Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no GOD, or no
Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a
question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but
a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified
to discuss why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after
death, when you don't know ****?"
And then she went back to reading her book.

I like that, that's funny. :tu

Ogre 01-17-2013 01:02 PM

Re: Out of the mouth of babes
 
:r:r:r:r:r

363 01-17-2013 01:25 PM

Re: Out of the mouth of babes
 
haha

CigarNut 01-17-2013 01:54 PM

Re: Out of the mouth of babes
 
:r :r

kelmac07 01-17-2013 06:38 PM

Re: Out of the mouth of babes
 
:r :r :r

big_jaygee 01-17-2013 06:51 PM

Re: Out of the mouth of babes
 
hahahaha :r :r :tu

Zane 01-17-2013 07:51 PM

Re: Out of the mouth of babes
 
:r:r:r

PCR 01-17-2013 08:16 PM

Re: Out of the mouth of babes
 
Cracking up here:r:r

karmaz00 01-21-2013 08:38 PM

Re: Out of the mouth of babes
 
thats fuuny


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