Frying Eggs
 

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use thesalt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!"

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Well if you ever want to sleep on your couch this joke should work LOL :r

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OMG that is sooooo true! :r :r

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:r :r :r

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Good stuff! :r:r

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:lr :lr

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I can relate to that :r :r :r

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Good thing Im not married.

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:r :r :r :r

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:r :r

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Funny, yet true!!!!

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haha.:r

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Guess I'm lucky my lady loves how I drive! Now, how I leave the toilet seaf up? Whole different ballpark :-D

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:r:r

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:r :r:r