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mariogolbee 10-31-2012 10:06 PM

If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
Then you should check out this video by Team Unicorn.

Caveat, there are kids wielding guns in this video.

Happy holidays!

icehog3 11-01-2012 12:23 AM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
I like killing zombies. And girls. On holidays. With guns. Am I in?

Malakai 11-01-2012 12:25 AM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
Totally!!

icehog3 11-01-2012 12:34 AM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1742688)
I like killing zombies. And girls. On holidays. With guns. Am I in?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malakai (Post 1742689)
Totally!!

Sweet! What did I win?

pnoon 11-01-2012 06:26 AM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
A cookie.

justonemorestick 11-01-2012 07:30 AM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
Look out Peter is giving away his cookie again

icehog3 11-01-2012 08:31 AM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1742740)
A cookie.

I was hoping for a shovel.

Dave128 11-01-2012 08:36 AM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
That was pretty good.

DaBear 11-01-2012 07:21 PM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1742800)
I was hoping for a shovel.

How about I send you a Mummy? :noon

icehog3 11-01-2012 10:41 PM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DaBear (Post 1743089)
How about I send you a Mummy? :noon

Thank you, Bear, just got two of them today from another BOTL. I am starting to think maybe the cookie was the way to go....

pnoon 11-01-2012 10:57 PM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1743153)
Thank you, Bear, just got two of them today from another BOTL. I am starting to think maybe the cookie was the way to go....

PM me your addy. I'll send you that cookie.

icehog3 11-01-2012 10:59 PM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1743160)
PM me your addy. I'll send you that cookie.

Promise?

pnoon 11-01-2012 11:00 PM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1743162)
Promise?

You betcha.

icehog3 11-01-2012 11:02 PM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1743164)
You betcha.

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a..._with_text.jpg

Blak Smyth 11-02-2012 05:46 AM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
Team Unicorn = cookie worthy!!!

mariogolbee 11-02-2012 09:50 AM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
I'm unsure of the cookie joke's origin, but I like cookies, I think. Team Unicorn is very cookie worthy, if cookies are a good thing.

http://wearpinkwednesdays.com/wp-con...ocalyptic1.png

shilala 11-02-2012 10:07 AM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1742688)
I like killing zombies. And girls. On holidays. With guns. Am I in?

Tom, you're gonna need to rent a backhoe to get rid of all the bodies when you're done with this holiday.
The kids and girls, anyways. I don't think you need to bury the zombies. The city should be on the hook for that.

mariogolbee 11-02-2012 10:10 AM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 1743323)
Tom, you're gonna need to rent a backhoe to get rid of all the bodies when you're done with this holiday.
The kids and girls, anyways. I don't think you need to bury the zombies. The city should be on the hook for that.

Wouldn't they need to be burned anyway? Isn't it possible that a bunch of zombies in the ground could contaminate the groundwater and soil somehow?

cigarmonkel 11-02-2012 10:22 AM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
either burn the bodies or boil your water. in the case of a zombie out break i'm going straight to cabella's! Unlimited guns ammo and beef jerky!

Chainsaw13 11-02-2012 10:23 AM

Re: If you like zombies, guns, girls, and the holidays...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cigarmonkel (Post 1743338)
either burn the bodies or boil your water. in the case of a zombie out break i'm going straight to cabella's! Unlimited guns ammo and beef jerky!

Don't forget the fresh fish in the indoor stream.


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