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Steve

10-03-2012 07:10 AM

Ba Da Bang

A guy goes into a fancy lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar, but the bouncer tells him he needs a necktie to get in.

The guy doesn't have a necktie handy, so goes out to his car and gets his jumper cables. He ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot, and lets the ends dangle free.

He goes back to the lounge. The bouncer looks him up & down and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything."

:noon

363	10-03-2012 07:16 AM

Re: Ba Da Bang

:fp lol.

Brlesq

10-03-2012 08:07 AM

Re: Ba Da Bang

Ouch.

kelmac07

10-03-2012 09:25 AM

Re: Ba Da Bang

:r :r :r

Ogre	10-03-2012 10:39 AM

Re: Ba Da Bang

This gets one :r, just because your a friend Steve.

Taki	10-03-2012 10:41 AM

Re: Ba Da Bang

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1726780)

This gets one :r, just because your a friend Steve.

:lr :lr The jokes not bad either :r

Steve

10-03-2012 11:21 AM

Re: Ba Da Bang

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1726780)

This gets one :r, just because your a friend Steve.

You know you liked it Larry :D

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