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cjhalbrooks 09-14-2012 12:24 PM

Lie detector
 
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that day. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching ****." Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what **** was!" The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says,"Well he certainly is your son!" The robot slaps the mother!

Bax 09-14-2012 12:34 PM

Re: Lie detector
 
That made me chuckle :D

TJarv 09-14-2012 12:35 PM

Re: Lie detector
 
:r:r:r

363 09-14-2012 12:38 PM

Re: Lie detector
 
:lr:lr

Ogre 09-14-2012 01:08 PM

Re: Lie detector
 
:r:r:r:r

Remo 09-14-2012 01:11 PM

Re: Lie detector
 
:lr

Taki 09-14-2012 01:15 PM

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:lr :hy :lr

STEVE S 09-14-2012 01:21 PM

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:hy:lr:hy

Ciro 09-14-2012 01:37 PM

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:hy:hy

kelmac07 09-14-2012 04:06 PM

Re: Lie detector
 
:r :r :r

deadrise 09-14-2012 05:01 PM

Re: Lie detector
 
that was pretty good

CigarNut 09-14-2012 05:45 PM

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:r :r

shark 09-14-2012 05:51 PM

Re: Lie detector
 
pőrn....

EricF 09-14-2012 06:13 PM

Re: Lie detector
 
That made me chuckle a little!!!


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