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kelmac07 07-27-2012 04:53 PM

The Wooden Ball
 
An old man walks into the barbershop for shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years.
But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does."

Ogre 07-27-2012 07:20 PM

Re: The Wooden Ball
 
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!:gary

CigarNut 07-27-2012 07:34 PM

Re: The Wooden Ball
 
:r

G G 07-27-2012 07:43 PM

Re: The Wooden Ball
 
:tu

EricF 07-27-2012 08:02 PM

Re: The Wooden Ball
 
:lr :lr :lr

Taki 07-27-2012 08:04 PM

Re: The Wooden Ball
 
Gross...but funny :lr


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