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Steve 03-15-2012 09:18 AM

Just a little quiz...
 
1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

5. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

8. What was the President's name in 1975?

9. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?



Answers:

#1 Answer: Johnny of course
#2 Answer: Meat
#3 Answer: Mt. Everest ; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good at this are you?]
#4 Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
#5 Answer: Incorrectly
#6 Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
#7 Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
#8 Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on ...]
#9 Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
#10 Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow. [Duh]
#11 Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.

G G 03-15-2012 10:06 AM

Re: Just a little quiz...
 
:tu

ucla695 03-15-2012 10:46 AM

Re: Just a little quiz...
 
:tu :tu

Ogre 03-15-2012 10:57 AM

Re: Just a little quiz...
 
Steve, are you posting this while at work??? If so, at least you got something from that post!!! Luv you brother.

pektel 03-15-2012 11:15 AM

Re: Just a little quiz...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1591835)
Luv you brother.

Awww, how bromantic.

Steve 03-15-2012 11:31 AM

Re: Just a little quiz...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1591835)
Steve, are you posting this while at work??? If so, at least you got something from that post!!! Luv you brother.

Sounds like someone failed the quiz :r

Ogre 03-15-2012 12:37 PM

Re: Just a little quiz...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by steve (Post 1591856)
Sounds like someone failed the quiz :r

I had no problems. It's just those questions are as old as you are!!!!:banger

Steve 03-15-2012 12:42 PM

Re: Just a little quiz...
 
:noon

LigaPrivadaT84 03-15-2012 12:56 PM

Re: Just a little quiz...
 
:r

kelmac07 03-15-2012 06:43 PM

Re: Just a little quiz...
 
:D

tengel78 03-15-2012 07:36 PM

Re: Just a little quiz...
 
:r

HollywoodQue 03-15-2012 08:11 PM

Re: Just a little quiz...
 
Mind games....love it

Taki 03-15-2012 08:13 PM

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:r


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