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Skywalker 02-08-2012 08:31 AM

Gold Fish Burial
 
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johnny?"

"My goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Little Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

irratebass 02-08-2012 08:33 AM

Re: Gold Fish Burial
 
:lr :tu

McSmokey 02-08-2012 08:33 AM

Re: Gold Fish Burial
 
:r:r:r

Blak Smyth 02-08-2012 08:35 AM

Re: Gold Fish Burial
 
Stupid cats, hahaha.

Where's Alf when you need him?

kelmac07 02-08-2012 08:38 AM

Re: Gold Fish Burial
 
:r :r

shilala 02-08-2012 09:04 AM

Re: Gold Fish Burial
 
Nice. :tu

Ogre 02-08-2012 10:03 AM

Re: Gold Fish Burial
 
:r:r:r

Dave128 02-08-2012 10:08 AM

Re: Gold Fish Burial
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blak Smyth (Post 1553018)
Stupid cats, hahaha.

Where's Alf when you need him?

I love Alf. I'm pretty sure I have every one of the comic books.


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