Never thought it would happen - Desperately need advice from you guys
 

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?

BB

Re: Never thought it would happen - Desperately need advice from you g
 

Niiiiiiice. Got me with that one! I vote replace.....both of them!

Re: Never thought it would happen - Desperately need advice from you g
 

Replace the whole bracket, and use the broken one to saw off her head. Drink the blood from her skull, bury her body in the crawlspace, and use her eyes for "Click-Clacks."

Re: Never thought it would happen - Desperately need advice from you g
 

Man i didn't catch this was in the joke section i was like holy ****. I now that i know its a joke...... :r

Re: Never thought it would happen - Desperately need advice from you g
 

I was going to type a HUGE message about forgivness and marriage and literally was like poor guy and then read it again and was like D@mnit! Got me, however I am glad to see something like that wasn't happening!

Re: Never thought it would happen - Desperately need advice from you g
 

:r :r :r

Re: Never thought it would happen - Desperately need advice from you g
 

All I ever got was "Squish-Squishes."

Re: Never thought it would happen - Desperately need advice from you g
 

You gotta bake them first....I made the squish-squish mistake with the first couple I killed. Then I got it down to a science.

Re: Never thought it would happen - Desperately need advice from you g
 

and actually bake them the microwave isn't an option and will smell for weeks!

Re: Never thought it would happen - Desperately need advice from you g
 

Meh....some of us enjoy the smell of our dead, cheating wives' burning flesh.

Re: Never thought it would happen - Desperately need advice from you g
 

The feet bones also make great drawer pulls. :tu

Re: Never thought it would happen - Desperately need advice from you g
 

this one always gets people, havent read this version.

Re: Never thought it would happen - Desperately need advice from you g
 

I love this one. The first time I read a version of it, I got totally suckered :r

Re: Never thought it would happen - Desperately need advice from you g
 

Good god Tommy, you're a sick f**k :lr

Re: Never thought it would happen - Desperately need advice from you g
 

Nice!!!:r:r:r

Re: Never thought it would happen - Desperately need advice from you g
 

:lr

Re: Never thought it would happen - Desperately need advice from you g
 

Man that got me good. I have got to stop hitting the "Today's Posts" button and just clicking on threads lol

Re: Never thought it would happen - Desperately need advice from you g
 

:r :r :r an oldie, but a goodie