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Skywalker 08-24-2011 05:06 PM

Washington DC Quake
 
The Weather Channel says today's east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault.

Just found this funny! Please. No political discussions here!:tu

hotreds 08-24-2011 05:09 PM

Re: Washington DC Quake
 
:tu

kelmac07 08-24-2011 05:10 PM

Re: Washington DC Quake
 
:r :r :r

Mr B 08-24-2011 05:17 PM

Re: Washington DC Quake
 
:tu


:r

Col. Kurtz 08-24-2011 06:11 PM

Re: Washington DC Quake
 
I heard the Washington Monument was leaning slightly and had a crack on the inside. This would be Washington's biggest crack problem since Marion Berry.

Ogre 08-24-2011 06:34 PM

Re: Washington DC Quake
 
Will give that one :r

14holestogie 08-24-2011 06:39 PM

Re: Washington DC Quake
 
:tu

bobarian 08-24-2011 06:56 PM

Re: Washington DC Quake
 
Some pic's of the "damage" :sh

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object...0504002543.jpg

Hippiebrian 08-24-2011 06:59 PM

Re: Washington DC Quake
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bobarian (Post 1385764)

My God, man, will you east coasters ever be able to rebuild?

Kreth 08-24-2011 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippiebrian (Post 1385769)
My God, man, will you east coasters ever be able to rebuild?

Some of my pictures were crooked. Waiting to hear back from the insurance company.
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TBone 08-24-2011 09:36 PM

Re: Washington DC Quake
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippiebrian (Post 1385769)
My God, man, will you east coasters ever be able to rebuild?

It's going to be tough but with counseling I think I can

WittyUserName 08-25-2011 05:48 AM

Re: Washington DC Quake
 
Let me finish this for you....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 1385557)
The Weather Channel says today's east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault.

It turns out it was just the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.

:r:r

irratebass 08-25-2011 06:53 AM

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:tu

srduggins 08-25-2011 12:38 PM

Re: Washington DC Quake
 
That's what happens when you bounce a $14,000,000,000,000.00 check


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