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BigAsh 08-08-2011 12:22 PM

Spit or swallow?....Sushi lawsuit...
 
As a lawyer, I still am amazed at what gets into the "system"....

http://ny.eater.com/archives/2011/08...picy_sauce.php

kelmac07 08-08-2011 12:30 PM

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How does she know what semen tastes like? :r :r But she can no longer enjoy sushi. :bs :bs :bs

WittyUserName 08-08-2011 12:32 PM

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HAHAHA, that is ridiculous!!! The funny part is that in a deposition she is going to have to explain to the judge how she knew that it was semen. I think they need to call in a subject matter expert. hahahaha

chippewastud79 08-08-2011 12:38 PM

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Maybe she ordered Cream of Sum Yung Guy by mistake. :hm



Seriously, if the judge allows this case and particularly if she wins, I would be astonished. Almost 3 years later with no evidence left sure makes it look pretty flimsy/contrived, but thats the way to get rich in America, sue someone else. :td

kelmac07 08-08-2011 12:42 PM

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No more yanky my wanky...the Donger need food!!! :D

neoflex 08-08-2011 01:02 PM

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If she has swallowed enough loads to be able to taste something and know automatically that it has been tainted with semen than the judge needs to call BS on her getting sick from it as she is a pro.:D
In all seriousness, It's disheartening to see that the courts are even entertaining cases like this but I guess nowadays at least 50+% of lawsuits are someones pipe dream to become rich quick without having to work for it so I would say a good portion of what gets into the system are BS cases like this one.

cmitch 08-08-2011 03:11 PM

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I wonder if Hu Slingemcum was working that night.:r

688sonarmen 08-08-2011 03:22 PM

Re: Spit or swallow?....Sushi lawsuit...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1366411)
How does she know what semen tastes like? :r :r But she can no longer enjoy sushi. :bs :bs :bs


Hahaha! You have a point there!

Cigarcop 08-08-2011 04:01 PM

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Only the topic interests me and I say swallow of course!

BigAsh 08-08-2011 04:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Cigarcop (Post 1366677)
Only the topic interests me and I say swallow of course!

Spoken like a true Keith from PA!

Coach Deg 08-08-2011 04:27 PM

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Hahahahaha

Aporschaguy 08-08-2011 05:55 PM

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Talk about clogging up the judicial system with BS.

Smokin Gator 08-08-2011 06:03 PM

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LOL... you are a classic brother!!!

Bill86 08-08-2011 06:29 PM

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She puts those food critics and wine aficionados to shame with her tasting abilities.

I think she should have to do a blind tasting though to prove her skill set.

I bet if she wins the lawsuit she wont have problems finding men.

DPD6030 08-08-2011 08:57 PM

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Doesn't tuna and semen go well together :r

chippewastud79 08-09-2011 09:22 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DPD6030 (Post 1367089)
Doesn't tuna and semen go well together :r

Seamen and tuna ;)

WittyUserName 08-09-2011 09:26 AM

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^^:r

forgop 08-09-2011 06:34 PM

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And to think I've bad sushi for lunch the past 2 days. At least it wasn't from that place. :r

forgop 08-09-2011 06:35 PM

Re: Spit or swallow?....Sushi lawsuit...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill86 (Post 1366870)
She puts those food critics and wine aficionados to shame with her tasting abilities.

I think she should have to do a blind tasting though to prove her skill set.

I bet if she wins the lawsuit she wont have problems finding men.

Her review gave the sushi a 52 because of the long, jizzy finish. :r


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