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markem 03-19-2011 09:36 PM

The Marines met a Ranger
 
A battalion of marines was on a beach doing a PT workout when the CO of the battalion looked up and saw a lone army ranger standing at attention at the top of a hill.

The CO was curious so he sent a marine up to see what was going on.
As the marine approached the ranger sprinted into the woods, and the marine followed.

Yelling and screaming could be heard coming from the woods, seconds later the Ranger stepped out and stood back at attention.

The CO was still curious so he sent a squad up to investigate.

The ranger ran into the woods and after some yelling and screaming, came back out and stood at attention again.

Now the CO was angry so he sent an entire Platoon up to the top of the hill.
The ranger ran into the woods.

He emerged moments later after some more yelling and screaming with no sign of the marines anywhere.

The CO had had enough, he sent the entire battalion of marines charging up the hill.

The ranger ran into the woods. More yelling and screaming and this time some gunfire.

Finally a terribly wounded marine crawled out of the woods and reported back to the CO.

The CO inquired "Do you mean to tell me that one army ranger destroyed an entire battalion of marines?"

The marine replied "no sir, it was a trick, there were two of them."

kelmac07 03-19-2011 09:47 PM

Re: The Marines met a Ranger
 
:r :r :r

McSmokey 03-21-2011 10:53 AM

Re: The Marines met a Ranger
 
:r :r

massphatness 03-21-2011 11:41 AM

Re: The Marines met a Ranger
 
Bao is NOT going to be happy with this one. :D

G G 03-21-2011 11:54 AM

Re: The Marines met a Ranger
 
:r

shilala 03-21-2011 11:59 AM

Re: The Marines met a Ranger
 
That's brutal. The funniest one I ever heard was...
"Do you know why the Navy takes Marines with them every time they go out to sea?"
"Cause sheep would be way too obvious."
;s

Mugen910 03-21-2011 12:07 PM

Re: The Marines met a Ranger
 
I've heard this before but it was with a Marine Private and a Battalion of Rangers.

HollywoodQue 03-21-2011 01:09 PM

Re: The Marines met a Ranger
 
Very funny!!

bvilchez 03-21-2011 01:49 PM

Re: The Marines met a Ranger
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 1212486)
I've heard this before but it was with a Marine Private and a Battalion of Rangers.

:tpd: and it was a Battalion Reinforced(REIN)

guitar4001 03-21-2011 01:58 PM

Re: The Marines met a Ranger
 
i don't think that it would take two rangers to stomp a Marine BN. Three is easier to believe.

Ranger_B 03-21-2011 06:51 PM

Re: The Marines met a Ranger
 
I approve! I love this one!

enlightenedcigar 03-21-2011 07:06 PM

Re: The Marines met a Ranger
 
As soon as I saw this I thought of Frank lol

TheTraveler 03-21-2011 07:44 PM

Re: The Marines met a Ranger
 
Ha ha ha.



Ha ha.



heh.



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