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e-man67 12-27-2010 12:24 PM

What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
It is the thought that counts and I am flattered that family tries to buy me stuff (especially smokes) but that never seems to work out...at any rate..the wife bought me a bottle of Blantons which was great as well as 2 Blantons infused cigars in glass tubes. Not sure what she paid for them but they have a pewter horse on the top of the glass tube (fancy smansy)...also got 2 hand rolled cigars wrapped in newspaper...I unwrapped the one that had "moonshine" written in black marker on the newspaper..smells terrible. I think will be a good candidate for Shack puff puff punishment this time around. So..what about you all? Doesn't have to be smokes...

Oh I did get this...So we put our 160lb dog Moosie in the basement while we went to Tina's parents house Christmas day...well turns out she didn't want to be in the basement...FREE DOG!

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/d...7/bdogdoor.jpg

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/d...67/baddog2.jpg

elderboy02 12-27-2010 12:29 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by e-man67 (Post 1108749)
It is the thought that counts and I am flattered that family tries to buy me stuff (especially smokes) but that never seems to work out...at any rate..the wife bought me a bottle of Blantons which was great as well as 2 Blantons infused cigars in glass tubes. Not sure what she paid for them but they have a pewter horse on the top of the glass tube (fancy smansy)...also got 2 hand rolled cigars wrapped in newspaper...I unwrapped the one that had "moonshine" written in black marker on the newspaper..smells terrible. I think will be a good candidate for Shack puff puff punishment this time around. So..what about you all? Doesn't have to be smokes...

Oh I did get this...So we put our 160lb dog Moosie in the basement while we went to Tina's parents house Christmas day...well turns out she didn't want to be in the basement...FREE DOG!

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/d...7/bdogdoor.jpg

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/d...67/baddog2.jpg

When I saw that door last night, I was amazed. I didn't know dogs liked to eat wood :r

Mr B 12-27-2010 12:31 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
Wow!! that is crazy. And I thought my lab was naughty when he used to dig holes in that yard as a pup.

DBall 12-27-2010 12:40 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
holy ****... that dog weighs more than I do!

e-man67 12-27-2010 12:46 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DBall (Post 1108760)
holy ****... that dog weighs more than I do!

she is a big F@#k for sure! :r

E.J. 12-27-2010 01:04 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
HOLY CHIT! :O

Well...on the positive side, you now have a doggie door into the basement....

Knip23 12-27-2010 01:14 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
Well I guess the good news is, you can put a door up that you want. Like maybe a steel one? You should post a pick of your dog, me and my wife were debating it must be a Chiaqahua lol.

Knip.

pektel 12-27-2010 01:25 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
My guess is mastiff :D

justonemorestick 12-27-2010 01:46 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
good luck dane mastiff or Bernard?

e-man67 12-27-2010 01:54 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by justonemorestick (Post 1108841)
good luck dane mastiff or Bernard?

Mastiff/coonhound

hotreds 12-27-2010 01:55 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
Closest match to your question:

http://www.bestchurchofgod.org/.god/...l/Misc/Poo.jpg

DropTheE 12-27-2010 03:06 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
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Originally Posted by hotreds (Post 1108853)

:hy:lr

DMK 12-27-2010 05:05 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
My wife got a..... wait for it.....



Tape dispenser and a bottle of expired anti-bacterial pump hand soap from her parents:hy

I guess they like me, I got a bottle of Jack and a case of Dr. Pepper:noon

elderboy02 12-27-2010 05:48 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
Here is something my 87 year old grandma got me. Yeah, I am donating it to Goodwill:

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z...227_192712.jpg

neoflex 12-27-2010 06:14 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by elderboy02 (Post 1109056)
Here is something my 87 year old grandma got me. Yeah, I am donating it to Goodwill:

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z...227_192712.jpg

Ah come on if you put that on you will definitely be President of the Streets




As you get pounded into it.:r
I've gotten some lousy gifts in the past but I must admit that is by far worse than anything I have ever received.
Not this year but a couple years back my wifes aunt bought me a hair dryer. Keep in mind for the 8+ years I have known them I always had a shaved head.:confused:

maninblack 12-27-2010 06:29 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
I got just what I wanted, cash. Already spent it on cigars and the Pacific DVD set.

hotreds 12-27-2010 08:06 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
Dan! I want you to wear that to the next herf!

elderboy02 12-27-2010 08:22 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds (Post 1109234)
Dan! I want you to wear that to the next herf!

It is an XL. I wear a 3XLT :r

Springsman 12-27-2010 08:23 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
love the thread...that's some funnay shat.

hotreds 12-27-2010 09:17 PM

Re: What crap did you get for Christmas...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by elderboy02 (Post 1109250)
It is an XL. I wear a 3XLT :r

So much the better! Dan the salsiccia!


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