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markem 12-12-2010 01:43 PM

Caption time!
 
This pic really needs a good caption

http://media.katu.com/images/101211_...on_in_road.jpg

The real story is here: http://www.katu.com/news/weird/111732174.html

Starscream 12-12-2010 02:23 PM

Re: Caption time!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1091454)

Excuse me sir, do you know why I pulled you over today?

thebayratt 12-12-2010 02:31 PM

Re: Caption time!
 
http://media.katu.com/images/101211_...on_in_road.jpg
Slow down!!
We got all day...
We work for the state!

Ogre 12-12-2010 02:50 PM

Re: Caption time!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1091454)

Walk this line while counting to ten!!!

Emjaysmash 12-12-2010 03:30 PM

Re: Caption time!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1091454)

Sir, how many fish have you had to eat today?

T.G 12-12-2010 04:04 PM

Re: Caption time!
 
http://media.katu.com/images/101211_...on_in_road.jpg

I'm gonna love him, and hug him, and pet him, and call him George!

icehog3 12-12-2010 04:45 PM

Re: Caption time!
 
http://media.katu.com/images/101211_...on_in_road.jpg

Heel to toe! Heel to toe, I said!

hotreds 12-12-2010 04:56 PM

Re: Caption time!
 
Your attitude is not winning our seal of approval!

Chingas 12-12-2010 05:00 PM

Re: Caption time!
 
http://media.katu.com/images/101211_...on_in_road.jpg

You may have escaped the wrath of BP but don't think for a minute you're slipping away from Sherrif Bob!

s15driftking 12-12-2010 05:01 PM

Re: Caption time!
 
"which of the 4 is not a member of the village people?"

bscottskangum 12-12-2010 05:24 PM

Re: Caption time!
 
"Dang Bob, and I thought your kid was ugly before the accident..."

markem 12-12-2010 05:29 PM

Re: Caption time!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1091624)

:tpd: :r that's the one I was thinking!

justonemorestick 12-13-2010 10:03 AM

Re: Caption time!
 
What do you mean you weren't jaywalking?

shilala 12-13-2010 10:06 AM

Re: Caption time!
 
http://media.katu.com/images/101211_...on_in_road.jpg

Captain Silly, we're losing our patience with you, boy.

newcigarz 12-13-2010 10:08 AM

Re: Caption time!
 
http://media.katu.com/images/101211_...on_in_road.jpg


Looks like a blown seal to me.

cmitch 12-13-2010 02:08 PM

Re: Caption time!
 
http://media.katu.com/images/101211_...on_in_road.jpg

This slug is too heavy to move. Get me the salt!

MajorCaptSilly 12-13-2010 02:22 PM

Re: Caption time!
 
http://media.katu.com/images/101211_...on_in_road.jpg

Trooper: "Okay, Bob has the gun, Rick has a green thing, Louis has another green thing and a Slow sign, and I have a magic wand."

Sea Lion: " Let's do this! Leeeeroyyy Jenkins!!!"

MCS

shilala 12-13-2010 02:46 PM

Re: Caption time!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 1092708)
http://media.katu.com/images/101211_...on_in_road.jpg

Trooper: "Okay, Bob has the gun, Rick has a green thing, Louis has another green thing and a Slow sign, and I have a magic wand."

Sea Lion: " Let's do this! Leeeeroyyy Jenkins!!!"

MCS

Lol. LEEEEeeeeroy JEnkins!!!

Lumpold 12-14-2010 07:02 AM

Re: Caption time!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1091454)

A State Trooper, Army Ranger and a Crossing Guard walk in to a clubbing party...

dyieldin 12-14-2010 03:32 PM

Re: Caption time!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1091454)

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?


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