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Blueface 12-08-2010 06:32 AM

Why Southern men prefer guns over women
 
The Top Ten Reasons Southern Men Prefer Guns over Women



#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....



#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

longknocker 12-08-2010 06:57 AM

Re: Why Southern men prefer guns over women
 
:r:tu

DonAustin 12-08-2010 07:19 AM

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Awesome!! So true :tu

BloodSpite 12-08-2010 08:04 AM

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Ha!
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maninblack 12-08-2010 08:09 AM

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Very true and very funny!

Coach Deg 12-08-2010 08:10 AM

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Nice!!!

Ogre 12-08-2010 08:13 AM

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Loved it, thanks.

kelmac07 12-08-2010 11:18 AM

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:r :r

G G 12-08-2010 11:22 AM

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:tu

bobarian 12-08-2010 12:07 PM

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:lr:gn

SmokeyJoe 12-08-2010 12:09 PM

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Thanks for the smile today, Carlos! :D

Skywalker 12-08-2010 12:25 PM

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:r:r:r

alwayslit 12-08-2010 12:44 PM

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LOL....nice.

newcigarz 12-08-2010 12:50 PM

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:D

Bill86 12-08-2010 01:10 PM

Re: Why Southern men prefer guns over women
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 1086226)
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

:banger :r :tu

Starscream 12-09-2010 04:20 PM

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:r

Powers 12-09-2010 04:34 PM

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HAHAH! thats great


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