It's so hot that...
 

..The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

..The trees are whistling for the dogs.

..The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

..Hot water now comes out of both taps in the sink.

..You can make sun tea instantly.

..You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

..The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.

..You discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

..You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

..You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

..You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

..Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

..You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

..Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

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:r


check your pm's bro

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:r :r :r

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the heat is so oppressive i actually saw it drag a guy out of his car and beat him

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I saw a bunch of winos passing around a Dilly Bar!

It is so hot and dry that I found a tick on a catfish!

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It is so hot that Steve thinks he actually lives in a hot climate. ;) :r :p

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Coming from where you are...you are correct! :D

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Actually, when I saw this, I immediately thought of TripleF

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Cows are giving evaporated milk.

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:r

thanks for the joke steve! When it gets to be august in Florida, i start sweatin' like a wh*re in church :tu

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Sooo. Ummmm. How do you know a wh*re sweats in church? :D

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I'll bite. How?

:r :r

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:r:r:r

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It's so hot here, the fish are knocking on the door, askin' for a drink of water.

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Its hotter than a goats ass in a pepper patch

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Its a sayin' my Grandpa always said, i don't question it! :r

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That's a big 10-4 there brother. :r

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:r:r:r:tu