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The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN:'Hello'

WOMAN:'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN:'Yes'

WOMAN:'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$90,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000'

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's > really a good deal.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'

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"Smiley". Not bad Brother.

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One Of My Favorite Golf Jokes!:r:tu

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So you are saying that you can be a better husband with someone else's wife? :D

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 938495)

So you are saying that you can be a better husband with someone else's wife? :D

As long as I don't know the dude, Man.

;) I keed, I keed! :r

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[quote=icehog3;937438]Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings.

It is Pete's phone.:r

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