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Joan	11-01-2008 08:12 PM

just big dog t**ds---?!

Down in Olympia doing Mom maintenance today, stopped at the new cigar shop here for a couple more Arganese CL3 torps (that's another story) then on to her house.

Unpack some wine, cheese, chocolate, cigars, and other doodads on the kitchen counter and what does Mom do? She snatches the little zip bag of half a dozen sticks and with a big smirk and S.Palin voice loudly exclaims, "That's my daughter! You aren't smokin the small ones anymore are ya, just the big dog t**rds!"

OH! R*O*F*L*M*A*O* and about swallowed my scotch glass!

Yep, that's Mom! :r

acarr

11-01-2008 08:14 PM

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Is a dog turd better than a dog rocket?

macms

11-01-2008 08:16 PM

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Joan, your avatar and "big dog turds" are just not congruent. The lady smokes petit, aged and svelte cigars. :ss

groogs

11-01-2008 08:17 PM

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That is great, tell her it is not the size that matters, but the flavor in the stick.:r

Joan	11-01-2008 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by acarr (Post 46572)

Is a dog turd better than a dog rocket?

I hereby appoint acarr to research and reply with the answer to this question. [hee hee hee]

markem

11-01-2008 09:54 PM

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I almost snorked my drink out my nose, you wicked lady! :r:r:r

Cigary

11-01-2008 09:55 PM

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Funny as hell. Good ole Mom!

Joan	11-01-2008 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by macms (Post 46578)

Joan, your avatar and "big dog turds" are just not congruent. The lady smokes petit, aged and svelte cigars. :ss

eggzACKLY! All my new faves are pretty svelte, imnsho, but to her...

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Originally Posted by groogs (Post 46581)

That is great, tell her it is not the size that matters, but the flavor in the stick.:r

ROF! You are SO funny...

What's that one about the size of the fight in the dog...?:ss

Parrotheadduff

11-01-2008 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by groogs (Post 46581)

That is great, tell her it is not the size that matters,

Blasphemy

Joan	11-03-2008 09:25 PM

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And she STILL is making laugh. This just in from Mom:

Quote:

"...Thanks for letting me win at Upwords. If you ever win I promise I will smoke a cigar with you but it has to be a lady one not the Big Dog T_ _ D ones. Talk to you soon
Mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

ROF! "it has to be a lady one". Maybe a little LG Chisel?

Naw, I couldn't do that to my Mom. :r

Skywalker

11-03-2008 11:05 PM

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Joan nice to see you have moved on to the CL3 Torp from the Nubs!!! Nuff said!!!:D

Darrell

11-03-2008 11:10 PM

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Funny stuff. :D

Tikihut27

11-04-2008 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by macms (Post 46578)

The lady smokes petit, aged and svelte cigars. :ss

But NEVER ask how long they've been aged!

TripleF

11-04-2008 04:51 AM

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That's hilarious. :r :r :r

Those Arganese CL13's are those the maduro's? I love those. Yuhmeeeeee!!

RottenZombie

11-04-2008 05:21 PM

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Funny Stuff !
I was smoking a Cigar on My Moms Porch a few years ago.she walked out and told me I looked like a movie star smoking that thing . I asked which one and she said ( Lassie taking a Poop )...Aren't Moms great...:D

Joan	11-05-2008 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by RottenZombie (Post 51531)

:r:r:r

:chr: Here's to RZ's Mom for making me spew Americano on my new mini laptop!

Joan	11-05-2008 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TripleF (Post 50084)

That's hilarious. :r :r :r

Those Arganese CL13's are those the maduro's? I love those. Yuhmeeeeee!!

Iirc, that's the ML3, which I happen to be having this very moment. YUM is right! Liking it better than the post cigar show CL3's I've been having, too.

Definitely NOT a Big Dog T**D. Hee hee... Mom sure can make me larff!

jaycarla

11-05-2008 09:34 PM

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A few big dog t**ds, Joan, her Mom, and me. That is my dream herf.

Oh, oh, just thought of a great addition. Can we do a mobile herf in the Herf-a-Bus??????
:eek:

Joan	11-05-2008 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jaycarla (Post 54150)

A few big dog t**ds, Joan, her Mom, and me. That is my dream herf.

Oh, oh, just thought of a great addition. Can we do a mobile herf in the Herf-a-Bus??????
:eek:

[she laughs] Yes, my Mom would like you, too!

Herf Bus Mobile Dog T**D Herf-O-Rama??

Hmmmm... the Herf Bus seats four and IS mobile...

:r

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