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MedicCook 04-20-2010 12:30 AM

The Sensitive Man
 
The Sensitive Man



A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment.

She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft,
sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf,
and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy
to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears.

She is quite impressed by his sensitive side
but doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and,
after awhile, she finds herself thinking,

'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.

He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds,
and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity,
more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes,

and says:




















'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

icehog3 04-20-2010 12:45 AM

Re: The Sensitive Man
 
:r :r

CasaDooley 04-20-2010 12:45 AM

Re: The Sensitive Man
 
Ryan, thats some funny chit bro!:tu:r:r

GreekGodX 04-20-2010 04:30 AM

Re: The Sensitive Man
 
Wow, I just found my idol :r

kelmac07 04-20-2010 05:39 AM

Re: The Sensitive Man
 
Nice!! :r :r :r

Skywalker 04-21-2010 11:04 AM

Re: The Sensitive Man
 
Wow! She made the middle shelf!!!:r

Darrell 04-21-2010 11:07 AM

Re: The Sensitive Man
 
:r :r :r :r :r

bvilchez 04-21-2010 11:25 AM

Re: The Sensitive Man
 
I just read this to the guys at work and they are laughing hysterically!!!!
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ChicagoWhiteSox 04-21-2010 11:36 AM

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:r:r

-MG- 04-21-2010 11:42 AM

Re: The Sensitive Man
 
:r:r:r

I needed that, thanks! :tu

G G 04-21-2010 12:02 PM

Re: The Sensitive Man
 
:tu nice

yourchoice 04-21-2010 12:23 PM

Re: The Sensitive Man
 
:r Good one!

Christoff 04-21-2010 12:26 PM

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:r:r:r:r

bobarian 04-21-2010 12:44 PM

Re: The Sensitive Man
 
:r:=::tu

wrench turner 85 04-21-2010 12:48 PM

Re: The Sensitive Man
 
Nice :)

NeverEnoughStick 04-21-2010 01:43 PM

Re: The Sensitive Man
 
Oh :=:

Thats some funny chit right there!! :r:r


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