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Darrell 02-18-2010 03:34 PM

The Surgeon and the Mechanic
 
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."

marge796 02-18-2010 03:36 PM

Re: The Surgeon and the Mechanic
 
:r

kelmac07 02-18-2010 07:29 PM

Re: The Surgeon and the Mechanic
 
Nice. :D

Skywalker 02-18-2010 09:24 PM

Re: The Surgeon and the Mechanic
 
Nice is right!!!:r

G G 02-18-2010 09:27 PM

Re: The Surgeon and the Mechanic
 
Get er done.:tu


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