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Scottw 02-12-2010 07:02 AM

Irish Virginity Test
 
Irish Virginity Test Kit
Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue . If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...", you hit her with the shovel.'

MedicCook 02-12-2010 09:27 AM

Re: Irish Virginity Test
 
:r

marge796 02-12-2010 09:44 AM

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:r

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LooseCard 02-12-2010 09:45 AM

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tuxpuff 02-12-2010 09:48 AM

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:r

G G 02-12-2010 09:50 AM

Re: Irish Virginity Test
 
Nice:r

kelmac07 02-12-2010 11:39 AM

Re: Irish Virginity Test
 
Ha Ha!!

J0eybb 02-12-2010 12:03 PM

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Lolz

Ultdrake 02-12-2010 12:11 PM

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Hahaha!!! :tu

wrench turner 85 02-12-2010 12:55 PM

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:r stop it, stop it my side is hurtting:r

RazzBarlow 02-12-2010 02:49 PM

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That's funny right thur! I don't care who ya are!

SouthernSmoke 02-12-2010 02:53 PM

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hahahaha


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