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CBI_2 02-10-2010 08:25 PM

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
 
This is how it develops:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox, when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.
I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remotehttp://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/2_bing.gif Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day:
----the car isn't washed,
----the bills aren't paid,
----there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,
----the flowers don't have enough water,
----there is still only 1 check in my check book,
----I can't find the remote,
----I can't find my glasses,
----and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

Sanchy 02-10-2010 09:43 PM

Re: Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
 
:r

Good one

RUNYYFan 06-11-2014 08:38 AM

Re: Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
 
:r :r :r

We all know this will happen sometime. I got this as a joke today and thought I would post it here. BUT FIRST, I thought I would search to see if someone beat me to it. Thanks to CBI 2 for the initial post!

timj219 06-11-2014 09:03 AM

Re: Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
 
Don't forget - the hose is still running

baust55 06-11-2014 12:00 PM

Re: Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
 
I have all of the neurosis !

Austin

TheTraveler 06-12-2014 08:47 PM

Re: Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
 
That's me at work, only the tasks are different! Hahahahaha

SmokenDrums 06-13-2014 10:16 AM

Re: Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
 
Been married for a year and a homeowner for about a month.............it's already begun here as well!! hahahah :( Geez...

357 06-13-2014 12:29 PM

Re: Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
 
This reminds me of this one time when


SQUIRREL!!!

pektel 06-13-2014 12:39 PM

Re: Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
 
True story. :D


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