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JaKaacH 01-31-2010 02:38 PM

Sunday offerings
 
Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.


NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.


SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS..


THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.



THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.

G G 01-31-2010 02:40 PM

Re: Sunday offerings
 
hahaha.:tu

bvilchez 01-31-2010 02:43 PM

Re: Sunday offerings
 
:r:r:r:r:r

CBI_2 01-31-2010 11:04 PM

Re: Sunday offerings
 
:r:r:r:r

marge796 01-31-2010 11:19 PM

Re: Sunday offerings
 
:r


:tu

MedicCook 01-31-2010 11:23 PM

Re: Sunday offerings
 
That was bad.

Deputy 02-01-2010 12:20 PM

Re: Sunday offerings
 
BA dum bum.

RazzBarlow 02-01-2010 12:56 PM

Re: Sunday offerings
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicCook (Post 742832)
That was bad.

I disagree Sir! That was horrible!

Skywalker 02-01-2010 02:45 PM

Re: Sunday offerings
 
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